how do you make lady gaga mad?
YOU POKE HER FACE!
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
is it normal that im crying from laughing after hearing this joke?
July 15, 2010
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Cause lately I’m not dreaming
So what’s the point in sleeping?
It’s just that at night,
I’ve got nowhere to hide
To the sleepless, this is my reply:
I will write you a lullaby.
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July 15, 2010
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“ I know one fact: I be one tough act to follow. ”
Eminem - Beautiful (via jennamarriedawhore)
“ See I’m a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist
But that ain’t the case, see it’s a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady’s as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter - a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today
See it’s easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie
while I’m wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I’m a motherfuckin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube - motherfuckers HATE to like you
What did I do? (huh?) I’m just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I’m a muh’fuckin RENEGADEE ”
Eminem, Renegade
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“ Can we pretend that airpla - NO STFU! ”
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